How to Measure Your Worth

"This cheeky yellow card is the perfect way to jokingly tell Dad how much he means to you this Father's Day. It features the hand-calligraphed words "you rule, dad" across the top in permanent and waterproof black india ink, and a hand-drawn ruler below. Inside says "happy father's day" and contains plenty of space for your own personal message and signature. This card, which measures 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" (10.8 x 14 cm), also comes with a 4 3/8" x 5 3/4" (12 x 16.5 cm) white envelope. Card and envelope are both acid-free."

Found at sparrownestscript's Etsy shop.

Success = Luke too often in this game

"This would be a delightful gift for any child that enjoys dressing up for imaginative play time. The set is also perfect for a party prize or for individual party favors

This is a set of 5 bird masks and one green pig.

These are made of soft comfortable felt - two layers, stitched on all sides and secured with elastic."

Found at Mahalo's Etsy shop.

Hold on tight or it will float away!!!

"Noble Gas Pencils (Set of 6)

Who doesn't love science? Impress your friends with your knowledge of the Noble Gases!

The white #2 pencils have all been lovingly hand-typeset and foil-stamped in black by hand (by me), so the impressions may vary a bit. They will come to you unsharpened, and packaged in cello sleeve, for cuteness and convenience.

The set includes 6 pencils which feature the names of the Noble Gases:
HELIUM - HE
NEON - NE
ARGON - AR
KRYPTON - KR
XENON - XE
RADON - RN"

Found at tiniestj's Etsy shop.

Dead AND Alive

"Greetings, quantum physicists! My cat (called Horse) illustrating Erwin Schrödinger's thought experiment to challenge the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics.

This screenprint is one of a limited edition of 30, printed by hand on Somerset 300gsm cotton rag paper using water-based ink."

Found at alicestrange's Etsy shop.

What's Latin for Love?

"What's more elemental than LOVE?

As you can see, Love's atomic number is 01 (One Love), and its weight is 143.143 (the number of letters in each of the words: I love you, I love you). At the right are the unicode numbers used to create a heart (U + 2665).

This super soft, 100% cotton Jerzee's grey tee is hand screenprinted with black ink. Soft, water-based inks were used in the printing of this tee. The perfect gift for the love of your life!"

Found at EscapePod's Etsy shop.

Ode to the King of Loners and Rebels

"Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Pee-wee: Aren't we gonna see the basement?
Tina: [laughs] There's no basement at the Alamo!

I've embroidered this ode to the King of Loners and Rebels everywhere on a piece of lightweight textured cotton. This design is stretched inside a 12" x 8" oval wooden embroidery hoop. Fabric is glued to the interior portion of hoop in back for reinforcement. Comes ready to hang."

Found at Moxiedoll's Etsy shop.

Math Bakery

"You are greater than cupcakes.

Blank inside.

Need more than one? Send us a convo and we'll be happy to set up a custom listing.

All of our cards are printed on high quality linen textured white card stock, come with a recycled brown paper A1 envelope, and measure 4.75" tall by 3.5" wide."

Found at 4four's Etsy shop.

Vicious succulents

"Vic was made from a repurposed plastic toy and planted with a healthy, beautiful succulent plant. Each toy is primed, hand painted, and sealed. There are holes drilled in the bottom for drainage and the succulents are planted with a great cactus/succulent soil.

Vic was painted our yellow pear color and planted with a 2 inch Zebra Haworthia Succulent. The Haworthia is a hardy succulent that can live happily in the Velociraptor for a couple of years .

- DINOSAUR DIMENSIONS -
Length: 9 inches
Height: 4 inches"

Found at PlaidPigeon's Etsy shop.

haha.....AutoCAD!

"In an ironic twist of fate, the cyber technology of the 80's is recycled into a tried and true medium for data storage. The Nerd Journal is 50 pages (25 sheets) of 110 lbs. smooth surface ivory or green paper compressed between two 5.25" floppy disks. Great for pencil, pen, ink, marker, acrylic and ...practicing long hand division. Each wire bound journal is handmade with unique vintage labels.

5.25" x 5.25" x 0.5"
50 pages / 25 sheets"

Found at Violentiris' Etsy shop.

Appropriate attire for baking Pi

"It is a well-known fact that pi was as celebrated in Victorian times as it is today. Once it was discovered that the earth was, in fact, round, men, women and children alike were anxious to use pi to determine the circumference of the planet.

Just kidding.

This apron is made out of an off-white cotton with a blue print. It's Victorian in nature and, according to Wikipedia, is referred to as a toile print. The apron has two pockets and onto one of them I have stitched a blue fleece heart and a white felt pi. Victorians and pi, together at last."

Found at buffalonerdproject's Etsy shop.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

"The era of the floppy disk has come and gone, and the floppy is now dying a slow death to join the realm of VHS tapes, Vinyl records and even 35mm film.

These floppies have found a second chance at life in the form of an awesome night light! This geekey light is powered by a pair of AAA batteries (which are included) and creates a wonderful glow using three white LED's. LED lights are cool to the touch and have approximately a 100,000 hour life span.

The lid on the top of the box opens to allow more light to escape the box for a brighter glow. (see image #3) and also easy changing of the batteries. There is also a simple toggle switch on the back of the box to turn the lights on or off.

Makes a great gift for that special geek in your life.

* Batteries are included!"

Found at GeekGear's Etsy shop.

Sneaky way to cheat?

"Show off your inner geek…

Force = Mass X Velocity / Time

Etched Brass Keychain Measures 2” X ¾” and includes a split ring for your keys...

I made this keychain using an electrolytic etching process. I can make custom items from your ideas & artwork in many sizes. Just ask!"

Found at CreativeEtching's Etsy shop.

So that's what's in your journal!

"Remember looking at slides in old school microscopes? That was awesome! This microscope is rather subtle, the black paint meshing well against the dark antique 1909 book.

I screen printed the microscope image onto the original antique book cover, making a bland, boring cover full of science!

The upcycled journal is made from the original vintage book cover and back. The hardbound front and back make it sturdy and dependable. Inside there are 55 blank sheets as well at 15 pages of the original book interspersed.

An Upcycled Journal makes a wonderful treat for yourself or a unique present for that vintage lover in your life.

The Run-Down:
- one of a kind vintage book used
- screen printed microscope image
- 55 blank sheets and 15 original pages
- 5in x 7.5in or 12.7cm x 19.1cm
- sturdy black wiring"

Found at PigseyArt's Etsy shop.

Somewhere Over The Computer Cord.....

"Fun & Funky! A purple leatherette headband is the base for this cute headband with off center looped colorful computer rainbow wire."

Found at clonehardware' Etsy shop.

Umm....I can't see it.

"1 1/2"h x 9"w (diagonally)

Upcycled/Recycled Pasta Bowl - I rescued this poor dish from a lifetime of blah-ness. It's a commercial piece, originally plain white, but I've added a custom decal from my collection.

Shallow dish perfect for single serving of pasta, or as a accent piece in the home. Shape is squarish/roundish, with a circular base.

Colors are fresh and bright for Spring: blue, light blue, green, sage, orange and tawny yellow.

Custom decal from an old Optometrist's test to check for color-blindness. Can you see the wavy line of orange and yellow dots running through the blue and green spots? If not, then you are color blind!"

Found at Iltownleyceramic's Etsy shop.

Check your Connection

"Much of my work is made from materials taken from expired computers. I remake technology into new objects and organic shapes. Each piece is selected carefully for it's pattern, cut and cleaned of elements and then polished. The results are truly beautiful and unique.

The design of the necklace is in curving lines with a tulip flower and leaf. It's construction is from a green mother board, copper, and silver plated brass findings. The piece is light with a touch of victorian design blended with modern style. clasp and findings are a matching copper tone with a copper mesh ribbon in place of chain. A swarovski crystal briolette dangles from the center of the design"

Found at TheBlueKraken's Etsy shop.

Internet upgrade?

"Bold bits of ethernet sheathing clustered together make fabulous hoop earrings. These hoops have transformed everyday tech into terrific fashion through saturated dying, clever cutting and unique composition.

*The color of these earrings will vary noticeably in different lights. These photographs were taken in natural light. When seen under incandescent light they appear slightly more mauve.

This collection is inspired by my uber-tech hubby. In his technology job he is constantly discarding cables as upgrades are made to the system. Because he knows I am the local recycled art diva, he saves me bits and pieces for both myself and the students I teach."

Found at DownSideUpStudio's Etsy shop.

Headache?

"From the series artChemisty, when chemistry meets minimalist art.
Prints of other chemical compounds are also available.

An 8"x12" artChemistry print of Aspirin

The molecular structure and it's scientific information is in white, printed against an aqua green colour that corresponds to it's compound: Aspirin.

Printed on 80lbs card-stock by full colour laser printer."

Found at PerfectTwo's Etsy shop.

Chemical Hangman - four chemicals

"Chemicals Unite! Think clearly, think often, but try not to think too much.

Express your inclination to ThINK with these Chemically inspired earrings from the periodic table of elements. These earrings are light weight (no dense thoughts here) and will match any lab coat hanging in your lab.

Inspire thinking today."

Found at nnvillan's Etsy shop.

Standard Deviation

"“Normally this wouldn’t be a problem.” Tim “Magic” Markers, School Spirit captain, announced on the bus. The bus contained the Tri-County High Spirit Team. And that bus was on its way to the local Spirit Team “Spirit-Off”.

Tim just found out that the team’s compulsory “flair element” was left in the prep room back at school, and since Tim had not gotten much sleep last night he totally spaced bringing the back-ups like he always does.

“Don’t panic!” Tim shouts, panicking. Tim knew they couldn’t beat Darkmoore High if points deducted from not having their flair. Heck, flair was what Tim was known for. And losing to Darkmoore High School for the Evil and Misguided would just be awful.

“Does anyone here have any small, cute, school colored items?” The impending doom in his voice is what the low point of teen girls movies are made of.

“I have these.” A voice from the back of the bus says.

*Camera pan to Olivia*

Olivia, the nerdy girl on the team who always is one step behind and who only made the trip to the competition because popular girl, Jace, broke her leg in the final practice. Olivia stands up and holds Mini Normal Plushies in school colors. “I always have these with for good luck on tests.”

“How many do you have?” Tim asks with unnecessary pause and drama added.

Olivia counts quickly, “I have 12.”

Tim shouts “That is enough! You saved the Spirit Team!”

The bus erupts in cheers of joy, and the audience knows that Olivia has “made it” and will be accepted as a part of the team.

And how did the team do? Well some movie critics would call the ending “the most stereotypical, cheesy, and anticlimactic in teen girl movie history.”

Chalk one up for the good guys, all thanks to lazy screen writers and the Mini Normal Distribution in colors of your choice."

Found at NausicaaDistribution's Etsy shop.

I admit it....I have 6 fillings!

"These alphabet teeth were plucked from an 1866 version of The Household Physician. The book offers medical tips and terminology for families and farmers - travelers and seamen.

"The four front teeth in each jaw, A & B, are the cutting teeth (incisors); the next one, C, is an eye tooth (cuspid); the next two, D & E, are small grinders (bicuspids); the last three teeth, F, G & H, are grinders (molars). One appears late on each side, from the age of twenty to twenty-four, and is called wisdom tooth."

This is a 5"h x 7"w reproduction print adapted from the original engraving.
(Frame not included)"

Found at librislunaria's Etsy shop.

Smartest Purse

"Recycled Book Purse Chemistry & Chemical Reactivity. Reinforced spine for sturdiness, button ribbon loop closure. Book measures 8" x 10", spine is 2.5" wide - plenty of room inside. BONUS- wallet made out of a page from the book with a protective covering (wipes clean), measuring 6" x 3.5". Great for your cash or credit cards.
Watch heads turn as you walk down the street with this conversational purse! Your friends will envy you for this BLAST FROM THE PAST purse!
I'm a perfectionist and take pride in my handcrafted items, I craft them with great care and they are done well. Heart me as I'm always making more!"

Found at retrograndma's Etsy shop.

Children's book? Not any more!

"A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience.

In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp."

Found at Amazon.com.

I've always wished I was good at making these....

"Wooden Brooch, 4.5cm x 2cm.
fly away!"

Found at whitesquare's Etsy shop.

Science is Delicious!!!

"Fresh off the Bunsen burner! These geeky cookies are made from a traditional chocolate ice box recipe, cut into atoms, and decorated with icing orbital paths, and electron sprinkles. This makes a great gift for your favorite nerd!"

Found at lizaiscooler's Etsy shop.

Ahhhhhhhh!

"GLOWS IN THE DARK!

Named for the luminescent element, this soap emits a ghostly green glow when the lights go out. Radioactive "caution" label on the front.

The scent is a soft, woody musk sweetened with a little vanilla. (this one smells gooooood!) The glow comes from a layer of glowing glitter suspended in the center, and has bits of green and white shimmer throughout."

Found at amandalouise's Etsy shop.

I Can Show You the World...

""World Map" Print Collection of 6 on 3/4" wide birch panels.
Individual size:12" x 12" (30.5cm x 30.5cm)
Total size: 24"x 36" (61cm x 91.5cm)

Colors shown in first image: Grey, Brown, True Blue, Magenta, Yellow, and Green backgrounds with White map silhouette.

Panels are printed by hand using acrylic paint and silk screen printing techniques on a durable 12x12 cradled wood frame. Each piece has (subtle) handmade irregularities making each one unique and truly one of a kind. Sides are left natural creating a framed effect. Print is varnished to protect it and makes cleaning a breeze (simply wipe with a wet cloth). Ready to hang – signed/dated on the back.

Mark Your Travels!
At your request I can send you a link to find the perfect way to mark your map collection where you have been and even where you want to go. Information provided after purchase is made. These dots are not included in this listing. Sold seperately from a different website."

Found at CallaghanArtGallery's Etsy shop.