Haha...synthesizer!

""I totally geeked out on that synthesizer last night!" he exclaimed.

[Girl sighs heavily] "I know."

All the geeks in the house, put your hands up. You're gonna love this necklace to the nth power.

Total length of necklace, including sterling silver chain, is about 17 inches (43 cm).

Dimensions of the word "Geek" are approximately 1.5 inches long (4 cm) x about .75 inches (2 cm) tall. "

Found at PianoBenchDesigns' Etsy shop.

Cosmogram

"“MiniVerse” Solar System Necklace
Proportional Distances of the Solar System measured in Beads

You are Here!
A beaded necklace demonstrating the relative distances
between the planet orbits in our Solar System.

Distances between planet orbits are proportionally accurate,
with each tiny black glass bead representing
approximately ~20 million miles / ~32 million kilometers of Space.

A wearable version of an astrometric chart,
with stone, glass, and shell beads representing the sun and planets,
this solar system necklace is a decorative cosmogram,
inspiring thoughts of the vastness of Space.

Planets and sun are enlarged for dramatic emphasis*.

*Not for use in actual Space Navigation

This necklace includes the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth & our Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and the popular controversial dwarf planet Pluto, representing the Kuiper belt. Planets with many moons are accented with opalescent glass beads.

Length: 19 inches / 40 centimeters
Copper Magnetic Clasp"

Found at chainofbeing's Etsy shop.

What A Drag

"Standard width 100% silk tie with drag coefficient equation design for the scientist in your life screen printed and ready to ship and available in five colors choices.

Gray on a sky blue tie.
Dove gray on a navy tie.

And also but not pictured in listing:

Dove gray on a black tie.
Dove gray on a white tie.
Dove gray on a gray tie.

Please let us know which one you would like in 'notes to seller' at checkout.

Our standard width silk ties are 3.75" at their widest and 1.25" at their narrowest, and the overall length is 56"."

Found at projector's Etsy shop.

Don't Taste your Lab Assignment!

"A lab beaker filled with eerie purple potion is actually a case for your eyeglasses. Blue gray felt beaker is half-filled with purple "liquid" which bubbles and froths around a white stirrer. Embroidered measurement marks down one side are done in red, and bubbles and froths are stitched in purple and white. This case is a unique conversation starter and great for the geek or academic in your life! Measures 6 inches by 3 inches. Hand wash, air dry.
Also available in sunglass or iphone sizes as shown in last picture."

Found at HeartStringsHandmade's Etsy shop.

Where are you going?

"::Construction::

• Each passport cover's exterior is constructed from 12ga vinyl for superior protection against wear and tear. The decorative aspect of the cover is cut from an array of decorative paper and is backed with 110# card stock. The card stock will take the usage abuse of inserting and reinserting your passport thereby leaving the decorative paper untouched. Rest assured, your cover will remain beautiful for a long time.

::Additional Bonus::

• Not only does an Owl Say Design's passport cover protect your passport, it also helps easily identify your passport in your bag, closet, desk drawer or any other crafty hiding place! Moreover, it helps easily distinguish one individual's passport from another - which is especially important if you are traveling with children or a large group!"

Found at owlsay's Etsy shop.

Chemical Snack

"Save your money by using these pretty sandwich and snack bag set instead of buying plastic bags. And in the mean time, you will feel good to be good to your environment!

These lovely sandwich and snack bag's outer shell is made with 100% cotton fabric. The inner shell is made with water resistant ripstop nylon. It has a strong velcro closure and the inside shell has been double stitched for extra durability...

This set is consist of 1 sandwich bag and 1 snack bag.
Snack bag measures approximately -4" x6.5"
Sandwich bag measures approximately-6.5"x 6.5"
They are perfect for your sandwiches, snacks, etc. You can simply put them in the washer to get rid of the sticky and wet crumbs and hang it to dry. Or just turn inside out , clean with damp cloth."

Found at HouseJewels' Etsy shop.

Prep for Thursday

"For the chemist who also loves to cook! I originally designed this for my daughter who loves both and was cooking her first holiday meal for friends. Apron is 65% polyester/35% cotton twill* 1-inch wide neck strap with slider adjustment* 1-inch wide waist ties reinforced at stress points* Rounded bottom with self-fabric binding 22" x 30""

Found at MichaelAngela's Etsy shop.

Triphenylmethane is so Romantic!

"This is a set of 4 gift boxes. They are decopaged with chemistry symbols. They are great for a "WE HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY " theme. The boxes are hearts and stars measuring 2" X 2" X 1 1/4"."

Found at sher202020's Etsy shop.

"I Love You" in Vampire

"Oxytocin is the neurotransmitter responsible for love, bonding in all relationships, and is released during orgasm.

Oxytocin is basically romance in chemical form. In addition to oxytocin's powerful effects on the body, it strongly affects your mind and behavior. It is nature's antidepressant and anti-anxiety hormone. It creates feelings of calm and a sense of connection, so it actually shapes how you view the world. The whole universe looks like a better place when you feel tranquil and loving.

Oxytocin also reduces cravings, which makes it the key to healing addictions of all kinds.Researchers even think that oxytocin may limit consumption of sweets, that it is associated with increased trust and development of psychic abilities, and with partner support. It also seems to ease autism symptoms, and those of addiction and withdrawal.

The best part is, unlike most other neurotransmitters, the more you experience the effects of oxytocin, the more your brain produces. What a great cycle!

Pendant is approx 3" wide

Hand-wrapped wire pendant comes with your choice of:
16 inches choker length
18 inches at collarbone
20 inches a few inches below collarbone"

Found at Exaltation's Etsy shop.

Not so Subtle

"Fun chemistry class supply prints on cream silk back ground.

This tie is made of 100% silk, 3.75" wide at it's widest point and 58" long - standard length and width. Hand rolled and sewn by hand."

Found at TieObsessed's Etsy shop.

Flair

"HELLO!

I am a bit of a science geek as well as a student of the life sciences. My minor in chemistry and love making buttons and magnets. I found a vintage chemistry text at a book sale with fun early 1960s cover, photographed it, cleaned up the image, and made a nice colourful button. An essential bit of flair for the Chemist or student of Chemistry!

Each button is 1" in diameter, around the same size as a US Quarter. Comes with a Magnet attached for an additional $0.50. Let me know if you want a magnet upon checkout and I will send YOU an invoice with the magnet charge."

Found at frenkmelk's Etsy shop.

Huate Decor

"This retro art print is styled after scientific textbook covers of the 1960's. Check out the entire series!

Paper size 13" x 19". Printed area 9" x 11". Frame measures 15" x 21". Framed fine art print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using an advanced digital dry ink method to ensure vibrant image quality.

The Vector frame is made from solid wood with a contemporary, angular profile measuring 0.87" wide x 0.87" deep. A gesso coating gives the moulding rich color and a smooth finish. Premium shatterproof acrylic protects the art print, while an acid free dust cover on the back provides a custom finish. Includes wall hanging hardware."

Found at lynseycreative's Etsy shop.

Scientifically Proven to be Better Together

"The Jude science-inspired wedding invitation suite is modern, colorful, and full of personality. You've got great chemistry, so why not build your wedding theme to show it off?

The colors, fonts, and text are all customizable, so please send me a convo if you'd like to talk about the options. I can also provide a 100% custom invitation. Prices vary depending on the intricacy of the design, so please convo me to discuss.

~~Each set includes~~
* A 5x7 invitation printed on your choice of cardstocks
* A ~3.5x5” rsvp card to match
* A matte reply envelope with address printing
* An outer pocket envelope in a matte color with a return address closure seal

(metallic reply envelopes and pocket envelopes are available for a small additional charge)

What's a pocket envelope? I'm glad you asked! Imagine a cross between a pocketfolder and an envelope, and you have a pocket envelope. It's thick and durable, so your guests can use it to hold the invitation and any inserts long after they open it, but since it's also an envelope, you save money over a traditional pocketfolder/envelope combo!"

Found at greenquince's Etsy shop.

Now I Know My ABC's...

"Check out the coordinating ABC tees

The image, created by WittyBitty, is applied with a professional heat press. The transfer is absorbed into the onesie/tee using transfer paper that is Neenah Green certified as safe and friendly for infant/child clothing. These designs do not peel or crack and get softer with each wash! And as always, made in a smoke free and pet free home. "

Found at WittyBitty's Etsy shop.

Ninteetho

"Lover of all things geeky, especially baby geek? Well we have created a teether in a form of a lost relic of mommy and daddies past. As a double bonus that can be chewed on by little ones. Yes, it is a teether styled as a controller - Ninteetho! Remember a time when video games were only two dimensional? We do. Now your baby can too!

This teether is 12 cm long (5 inches long), 5cm wide (2inches wide) and 1/4 inch thick. This toy is chemical and toxin-free! It's laser engraved on Canadian maple and finished with a baby safe unscented beeswax polish (unrefined beeswax, olive oil, carnauba wax)."

Found at 3PrincessesEngraving's Etsy shop.

Movember -Parte dos

"MUSTACHE MUG MEASURES APPROX. 3.5" HIGH WITH A 3" DIAMETER. MUSTACHE IS BLACK ON A WHITE MUG.

ITEM IS HAND PAINTED AND Dishwasher safe."

Found at birdofafeather's Etsy shop.

Movember

"You love the moustache necklace but, you think it's a little big? You still need a moustache? You think that everybody should have one? Well, you can now celebrate! Yes! Here's a small moustache ring that will follow you everywhere and will come handy in all kinds of situations! :D

MADE TO ORDER in the size you want.

***PLEASE NOTE: I currently got one ring in a size 6 that is ready to ship!***

The moustache is about 1" long.

Cheers! :D"

Found at melaniefavreau's Etsy shop.

Wear it with Pride

"This item is lovingly handcrafted by me, making each one entirely unique! It is made from rolled polymer clay and measures approximately 1'' x 4''. It is strung on to very strong black bead thread which is easily re-sizable or replaceable (with another colour for example!)."

Found at nappyhappy's Etsy shop.

Gerd perhaps? Or Neek?

"Typography Illustration poster print A3 (11.5 x 16.5), containing a humorous quote for nerds and geeks, showing a variety of vintage nerdy glasses. Using a palette of pink, blue and beige hues. Some people call me a nerd and some call me a geek, but really I'm a bit of both.

The print shown is designed by bear and robot, the image has been *coloured digitally.

This is a 11.5 x 16.5 ** poster print of an original digital image, printed professionally on 210gsm matte silk paper. The poster has a white border suitable for framing.This is a listing for a A3 poster only, please note: frames and props are not included.

Please see our policies page for shipping estimates.

**If you require different size(s) and or colour(s) please contact us with your specifications and we will set out to meet these and create a custom listing for you.

Finally, if you have any questions or comments please do not hesitate to contact us."

Found at Bear Robot's Etsy shop.

Rx

"Two candles, two soaps. Four bottles total. Made by Helix and Hive, our other shop (which is also now on Etsy)

Offering this package of 2 candles made of beeswax from my hives and lovely soy wax. All natural. Weighs nearly 12 ounces. We made the cast from an old apothecary chemical bottle from my collection. The rich saffron yellow color will generally be like what is shown in the photo, but may vary due to the change in pollen or propolis in the wax. It is all up to the bees! I don't get in their way and am happy with whatever color beeswax they produce. Hope you will be too.

You ALSO get two soaps-- one made of glycerin (the clear one) and one made of shea butter soap. FOUR BOTTLES in TOTAL. It's like buy one get one free!"

Found at thenecessarymayspeak's Etsy shop.

Rorqual

"That Jeb is a real heartbreaker.

My plushies are made primarily of fleece and corduroy, stuffed with poly-fill and have button eyes. Each whaley is unique in shape, size, and color, but each is about 9 - 12 inches long.

Your whale comes with an illustrated flashcard that include numerous facts about rorqual whales!

Each whaley comes with a tag and infinite love."

 Found at LaBaleine's Etsy shop.

Pick a number between 1 and 10

"This unique clock features a plain black acrylic surface with the letter Pi cut out at 3.14 o'clock.

The numbers are cut out of the acrylic, rather than being painted on. It will show the color of the wall behind it through the number holes.

Size: 7 inches in diameter

Color: Black

Tech Specs: requires one AA battery, not included. Easily mounted with a nail in the wall by a triangular hole in the back of the clock mechanism.

Please note this item is made to order and there could be a 2-3 week wait time for this item."

Found at iluxo's Etsy shop.

Ah....romance!

"Love applies to all fields of science. In this case, we celebrate a geek's passion for chemistry with this print that reads: Our molecules will bond even on the absolute zero.

- Great Gift Idea.
- Listing is for print only. Frame is NOT included.
- Colors can be customized. Just inquire.

PRINTING PROCESS

All prints are professionally printed using high quality inks, archival quality paper (Epson, Canon brands and pre-scored cardstock)

I design, print, cut, fold and pack all items at home and with my own hands. No outside printing service used for these."

Found at TheWallaroo's Etsy shop.