If you're house has a shark problem...

"This is the biggest squid I've ever made. As you can see in the photos, my house has a bit of a shark problem, and I needed something to keep them in line.

This giant squid will hug your sharks until they are calm and no longer bitey. Put them in a headlock and give them a noogie until they behave, you know?

The body measures 24 inches in length, and the feeder arms are nearly 6 feet long.

The eyes are made of fimo-style clay and the "suckers" are vintage buttons.

Mister super-giant-squid-of-love is perfect for hugging and snuggling.

Buy your shark defense squid today!"

Found at SquidBullySquid's Etsy shop.